When attempting to cook poached eggs, rice wine vinegar is not a suitable substitute for vinegar unless you like poached egg yolks.
Shopping at a 24 hour K-mart at 3am in the morning is just as boring as the infomercials playing on TV.
Women lie. All the time. Never trust what we say. Even if we say we are OK with it just being sex, it's a lie. Get out while you can!
Men have two things on their mind at all times. What am I going to do in the next five minutes, and when am I next going to have sex. And possibly not in that order.
Cats are evil creatures.
Nudie runs from the shower to your room are not OK in a share house.
Dancing around in your underpants with the music on full blast is not OK in a share house.
Making any kind of baked goods to apologise for any of above said occurrences is definitely OK in a share house.
To make any baked goods, rolled oats, flour and honey do not make Anzac cookies - no matter how much honey you add to stick the mixture together.
Anchorman is the greatest movie in the world. And yes, I am kind of a big deal and I have many leather bound books, and yes, my apartment does smell like rich mahogany.
